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07/22/2010 11:23 PM
Re: USDA Offers Sherrod Authority Over Farmville

Dax:
The problem is, she'll be asking all of us to help feed her animals!

 

07/11/2010 07:23 PM
Re: Coffee

Dax:
That's okay Grams. I knew it sounded a little too good to be true. :)

 

06/28/2010 08:12 PM
Re: Lion Burgers

Myrddin:
If people eat it, it might create a demand and lions might be killed because of it.

 

06/24/2010 05:02 PM
Re: Al Gore Gets A Massage

Dax:
In 2006, Oregon officials investigated a report by a masseuse that she had been sexually harassed and inappropriately touched by Al Gore, who was in town for a conference. She's a licensed masseuse, so police investigated but did not find enough evidence to substantiate her claims. If he's gui

 

06/23/2010 02:40 PM
Re: Trolls

CowardlyLion:
[quote=Helice]No-one has ever been called a troll for having different opinions ... The title is conferred for ......... ...... and aggrandizing yourself as the only super-intelligent person in a sea of moral and mental inferiors.


I once thought that of myself, but now I'm perfect.

 

05/07/2010 01:52 PM
Re: Wrong Again

Dax:
Listening to Sean Hannity on radio a woman commentator whose name I didn't catch, made the following remark during a discussion of whether or not terrorist suspects and/or non US citizens should be given Miranda warnings: "why should we? we didn't give Miranda rights to German and Japanese Americ

 

05/03/2010 10:46 AM
Re: Thailand Donates 50,000 Bottles of Whitening Skin Cream To Haiti

Dax:
I think it was just a racist joke some asshole bigot put up. I'm fairly certain it didn't originate in Thailand.

 

04/18/2010 05:08 PM
Re: Guns for Girls

Helice:
That wasn't the answer I was thinking of, but I think you get the prize!

 

04/04/2010 02:22 PM
Re: Satan Writes to Pat Robertson

Grams:
Dax, that would truly be great ! Tom is allowed to give a amount to the poor who come and ask for help. And then one day a preacher from another church warned Tom, about a person going around , that really did not need the money.....So we started to just give them food. We would bring in

 

04/04/2010 01:34 PM
Re: I Wanna Easta Egg!

Chocolategenii:
In honor of the holiday – here’s an exposé of the Easter Bunny! The truth revealed thanks to another Bunny, named Bugs as the Easter Bunny tricks him into delivering the “Technicolor hen fruit." Recall the famous quote" I Wanna Easta Egg!! ... I Wanna Easta Egg!!... I Wanna Easta Egg